“Tell me what your friends are and ill tell what you are”. A philosopher once said so. But today the philosopher can be re quoted as, “You are what your friends are”Nevertheless can we suppose he’s totally right? Most of the boozers of today were boastful teetotallers yesterday. What then drove them over the brink?It is the company or bad company to put it better in most cases."
This, and some more paragraphs, adorn the 'about me' part of a very dear friend of mine, on one of the social networking websites(where I never waste my time).
Though I'd like to put the whole of it, I didn't. Because this is my resurrected space. I cannot put the whole thing and make you believe he is a better writer than I am. Which he totally might be. But no. I am not the one who is going to tell you that. And decrease my site traffic. No!
Well, the reason I actually put this thing here is, that I've been having too many complaints. That I told them some stuff is bad and I started doing it myself. But may I tell you, the word 'hypocrite' is thrown around a lot these days when people take my name. What irks me, is that you get to use that amazing word, and still ask me questions. If you call me a hypocrite, you cannot ask me why I am not a teetotaller anymore. If you ask me a question before you call me a hypocrite, then I think you are an asshole.
So, who is this friend and what is he indicating at?
Ok, hang on. Stop reading my post so fast. I hate it when you do that. In this post, I'm dealing with serious issues like alcohol abuse at a young age. You cannot read or scan through my post like you would look at half naked poster of Rakhi Sawant. You cannot drink it like its water. You have to taste it slowly. Like red wine. Let it wet your mouth at every corner.Let it tickle your jaws and strum the veins on your tongue like whiskey. And before you digest it, it needs to make its presence felt in your thoracic cavity and burn down your aesophagus(hope its not an intestine) and enter your bellylike rum . Then, only then have you read my post.
You didn't answer my question.
Of course I have not. Can't you hang to your unmentionables?
No. Anyway, whats your point? I need to go take a shower.
Fine go take a shower. Its not like I am stopping you. But wait. The point is, my friend says..
I know what your friend says. Tell me what is your answer?
Ok. In the past, I swore, that till I graduate, I wouldn't bamboozle my senses with stuff that lesser mortals are used to. Although, I knew I was gonna eventually try it out. Just because I don't discuss books, doesn't mean I don't read them. I mean yeah I don't read them now. But I was a kid too. I hated Nancy Drew since grade 3 (because her first name matched with the girl in my class whose nose always leaked and she always wept). So when I was in grade 6, I happened to read Mahatma Gandhi's autobio. Now I think that the book is a catastrophe. But back then, I read it over and over. I realised, that even people regarded as the greatest souls to ever dwell on earth, also initially served for dry leaves rolled into a paper with a light on end and a fool on the other. The way Gandhi described his attraction to 'blow rings of smoke into the air' caught my attention. Mind you, in grade 6. At that point of time, I cried at his weakness. Ten years later, it doesn't even matter me. I have my own reasons to 'fag'. Trust me, its a little more than the love for the cinema. More than the love fro Scorsese's immortal characters which are hardly seen without a fag.
I'm not supporting myself. Definitely not saying its not injurious to health. Keeping in my mind the fact that I have asthama. But just because I do it, doesn't mean I am a bad guy or a guy gone bad. It doesn't mean, my life has lost its meaning or I lost the right path to be what I wanted to be. Which is a writer. And writers smoke a lot. Which means I am means I am on the right track. Try out this random thing. Ok? Tell me, who is your idol? Think before you read. Ok now put that image of your role model/idol in your head. Does he/she fag or booze? There you go. There is your answer. Most of them do.
Winston Churchill for instance. He was a great man. Diplomatic and very powerful. Played a key role in the second world war. But not many people know he was also an unrepantant smoker. Did it make any difference to this world? Wasn't he married? Didn't he have any kids? Did any telugu girl look at him in disgust? No. Maybe she did but who cares? He was a mastermind behind the 2nd world war. A stupid telugu girl's opinion on how faggers should be hung to death is looked down up on, even by a dwarf/lilliput/leprechaun/Sachin Tendulkar.
But you have lung problems. Churchill didn't.
Yeah you are right. I am such an asshole. I am a disgust. I am like patch of dark spot on the white makrana marble. I should quit it.
Gotcha!
Ha ha. Screw Churchill. Ever heard of Che Guevara? I read his bio when I was in 10th. Do you know he had asthama right from the time he was born? He would refuse to take medicine when he had an attack. He would go pale blue and faint before he was rushed to the nearest hospital and given a proper medication. Smoking never stopped Che from being the ultimate rebel.
What about drinking?
Trust me, I am so glad I took a break and started boozing. Besides, in the last 6 months, I came all the way from being an underweight to growing a paunch. My mum couldn't be happier. (I swear to God I am going to kill you if she knows this).
So you say its not wrong?
I say lets all do it! Lets gets drunk and kick some cop-ass. No no. I am being sarcastic there. If you can keep it under control, then I definitely say its not wrong. Some of my female friends had really bad time dealing with over-the-top drunk guys. Seriously, I hate them too. But when its under control, then it aint bad. because baby, never underestimate, the taste.
And doping?
B'uh.
Ok question for you. Why do you think Telugu audience like senseless movies?
P.S: The title is a direct lift off from a junior friend of mine's article heading. Just to prove that at Meso Spaciosa, wine is never the same. Baby.
This, and some more paragraphs, adorn the 'about me' part of a very dear friend of mine, on one of the social networking websites(where I never waste my time).
Though I'd like to put the whole of it, I didn't. Because this is my resurrected space. I cannot put the whole thing and make you believe he is a better writer than I am. Which he totally might be. But no. I am not the one who is going to tell you that. And decrease my site traffic. No!
Well, the reason I actually put this thing here is, that I've been having too many complaints. That I told them some stuff is bad and I started doing it myself. But may I tell you, the word 'hypocrite' is thrown around a lot these days when people take my name. What irks me, is that you get to use that amazing word, and still ask me questions. If you call me a hypocrite, you cannot ask me why I am not a teetotaller anymore. If you ask me a question before you call me a hypocrite, then I think you are an asshole.
So, who is this friend and what is he indicating at?
Ok, hang on. Stop reading my post so fast. I hate it when you do that. In this post, I'm dealing with serious issues like alcohol abuse at a young age. You cannot read or scan through my post like you would look at half naked poster of Rakhi Sawant. You cannot drink it like its water. You have to taste it slowly. Like red wine. Let it wet your mouth at every corner.Let it tickle your jaws and strum the veins on your tongue like whiskey. And before you digest it, it needs to make its presence felt in your thoracic cavity and burn down your aesophagus(hope its not an intestine) and enter your bellylike rum . Then, only then have you read my post.
You didn't answer my question.
Of course I have not. Can't you hang to your unmentionables?
No. Anyway, whats your point? I need to go take a shower.
Fine go take a shower. Its not like I am stopping you. But wait. The point is, my friend says..
I know what your friend says. Tell me what is your answer?
Ok. In the past, I swore, that till I graduate, I wouldn't bamboozle my senses with stuff that lesser mortals are used to. Although, I knew I was gonna eventually try it out. Just because I don't discuss books, doesn't mean I don't read them. I mean yeah I don't read them now. But I was a kid too. I hated Nancy Drew since grade 3 (because her first name matched with the girl in my class whose nose always leaked and she always wept). So when I was in grade 6, I happened to read Mahatma Gandhi's autobio. Now I think that the book is a catastrophe. But back then, I read it over and over. I realised, that even people regarded as the greatest souls to ever dwell on earth, also initially served for dry leaves rolled into a paper with a light on end and a fool on the other. The way Gandhi described his attraction to 'blow rings of smoke into the air' caught my attention. Mind you, in grade 6. At that point of time, I cried at his weakness. Ten years later, it doesn't even matter me. I have my own reasons to 'fag'. Trust me, its a little more than the love for the cinema. More than the love fro Scorsese's immortal characters which are hardly seen without a fag.
I'm not supporting myself. Definitely not saying its not injurious to health. Keeping in my mind the fact that I have asthama. But just because I do it, doesn't mean I am a bad guy or a guy gone bad. It doesn't mean, my life has lost its meaning or I lost the right path to be what I wanted to be. Which is a writer. And writers smoke a lot. Which means I am means I am on the right track. Try out this random thing. Ok? Tell me, who is your idol? Think before you read. Ok now put that image of your role model/idol in your head. Does he/she fag or booze? There you go. There is your answer. Most of them do.
Winston Churchill for instance. He was a great man. Diplomatic and very powerful. Played a key role in the second world war. But not many people know he was also an unrepantant smoker. Did it make any difference to this world? Wasn't he married? Didn't he have any kids? Did any telugu girl look at him in disgust? No. Maybe she did but who cares? He was a mastermind behind the 2nd world war. A stupid telugu girl's opinion on how faggers should be hung to death is looked down up on, even by a dwarf/lilliput/leprechaun/Sachin Tendulkar.
But you have lung problems. Churchill didn't.
Yeah you are right. I am such an asshole. I am a disgust. I am like patch of dark spot on the white makrana marble. I should quit it.
Gotcha!
Ha ha. Screw Churchill. Ever heard of Che Guevara? I read his bio when I was in 10th. Do you know he had asthama right from the time he was born? He would refuse to take medicine when he had an attack. He would go pale blue and faint before he was rushed to the nearest hospital and given a proper medication. Smoking never stopped Che from being the ultimate rebel.
What about drinking?
Trust me, I am so glad I took a break and started boozing. Besides, in the last 6 months, I came all the way from being an underweight to growing a paunch. My mum couldn't be happier. (I swear to God I am going to kill you if she knows this).
So you say its not wrong?
I say lets all do it! Lets gets drunk and kick some cop-ass. No no. I am being sarcastic there. If you can keep it under control, then I definitely say its not wrong. Some of my female friends had really bad time dealing with over-the-top drunk guys. Seriously, I hate them too. But when its under control, then it aint bad. because baby, never underestimate, the taste.
And doping?
B'uh.
Ok question for you. Why do you think Telugu audience like senseless movies?
P.S: The title is a direct lift off from a junior friend of mine's article heading. Just to prove that at Meso Spaciosa, wine is never the same. Baby.
6 comments:
satires directed directly!!! lol franks.. defense never got any better... i never knew so many pros.. get on a fuckin high baap.. lol
and ya ass hole whats this shit about a better writer.. no offense intended i remember posting a reply to the first ever blog of yours that i saw.. it went something like your write ups really tingling me to take to it... i never did cos i knew if i had to write at all it shud definitely be better than urs.. and it never happened... amen
OKay....Now first thing DIK less chik....cause our BARIN IS All in there and its on the natures most awesome creation list....ok point is....never let your OWN Fagging boozing and definitely DOPING ELder brother read this....CHIK LESS DIK...and better dont write that YOU will K I L L him if he breathes a word to MOM....hehehawhawhaw....HAWWWWWW...
I will.....and then.....and after that.....
Read between the words on the DOTS.
PS: Next time you talk about my "LIPS GONE DARK" thing and i will make your LIFE dark when we meet...hehehehe-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW
PPS: ne way only fag "BADA GOLD FLAKE", onl booze "JD" on the rocks...and only sleep after that...
Amen brother!!!!
The OP dabba is proud of you
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Yeah you are right. You are such an asshole and a disgust. An 'inconvenient' truth eh !
And if you are the hypocrite you claim to be then let people recognize your natural assets rather than you shouting from roof tops aloud.
Vivekananda is my hero and he doesn't smoke... wait did Einstein smoke ? not that you can make a photoshop image of him smoking.
get a life dude !
and Scorsese is just a Mofa...
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